Warnings: corny-straight-from-the-game-text, adult smoochin’ a teen, intro of characters, skimpy clothes for teens seriously, pestering mother, assumptions, and speedy plan making.
“Hey, Pat Newbie! I never DREAMED I’d meet you here! Come here and give me a little kiss!”
Pat! STOP DAYDREAMING! Malcolm is taking your scooter!
“Wake up Newbie!”
“I’m taking back my stuff from ALL you LAZY Sims!” Malcolm Landgraab barked.
“You want to be rich? Then climb a career ladder like I had to do! Get a Job!”
“That rich pig. Malcolm, I hate him!” Mom shrieked as she watched Malcolm and his repo thugs drive away. “Stop daydreaming Pat! Malcolm Landgraab is taking back everything from all the Sims in town! You’ve got to help get it all back! Hurry up and get ready to start a new career!”
“Pat…it’s high time you supported yourself. Go look in the NEWSPAPER for a job!”
“Honey, don’t you think it’s time you looked in the NEWSPAPER for a job?”
“How many times do I have to tell you to GET A JOB? Look IN THE NEWSPAPER!”
“What did I do to deserve this?”
JOB: Succeeding in today’s fast-paced job market is easy. Just open the newspaper or scan the online job postings at a computer. Go to work in a good mood, build your skills, and make friends. Then you can make some money…which is the key to happiness, right?
Newbie scanned the job listings, “Counter Culture, Fashion Victim, Gangster, Jock, Mad Scientist, Movie Star, Paramilitary…”
“Hey Newbie! I got your scooter back from my mean old dad, Malcolm.” Dudley smiled, then noticed the newspaper Pat was holding behind her back. “If you move out of your mom’s house, we can be roommates!”
“Or with me!” Dudley’s sister, Mimi, called behind him.
“Bye-bye baby!” Mom exclaimed. “Come back and visit whenever you want! Good luck in your new career! You’re only ten promotions away from getting Malcolm’s Mansion!”
Additional Notes: The guy at the beginning is Peter Tutti for those not familiar with Bustin’ Out.
Story description HERE, good for those who are wondering where this story will go.